9 Hours of commentary below:
5:20 p.m
Fantastic my HUD is still busted and unable to link up to the 20-50 BB table updates. I’m going to play a 3 hour session then log out and mess around with it some more shrug.
AK > 99 all in pre . Enjoyable flop with an ACE and king there.
JJ < 44 all in on the flop. Seventy dollar pot gone because the clown-box flops his miracle set. Amazing. I forgot I’m supposed to fold top pair there because I’m playing poker and fighting a rig at the same time.
6:20 p.m
AKs < AA all in pre. Thanks idiot stars.
AK < 10 10 all inpre. It’s always nice to win a coin flip!
6:30 p.m
KK < AJ all in pre on table 4. He’s awarded with the immediate ACE on the flop like usual. Shit-ton I can do there, like play on a new site.
AQ < TT. He somehow flops quads against my top pair.
KK < AA all in pre. Another rigged pot in paradise. Absoultey fucking disgusting.
JJ < KK all in pre. Here comes doom-switch. Oh wait the switch has been on for over a month now.
One more cooler I’m flipping the hell out.
6:50 p.m
Over pair KK > top pair six, rag kicker all in on the flop. Great I won a hand; that’s a new one.
7:20 p.m
AK all in pre on table 8. I flop the top two pair, but so did he. Split pot, two pair. I’m feeling I have to flop quads to win a pot around here.
7:40 p.m
AA < 66. Got all in on the flop and he has the set. Great call pre-flop with 66, you definitely had odds there.
Fuck you.
8:10 p .m
3 hour mark in 5 minutes. Going to break soon.
Somehow I lost -$100 in those 3 hours not making a major mistake. I’m so sick of this shit. According to HEM I ran -$198 in EV for those 2500 hands, sounds about right. So I beat the EV by about $100, I guess that’s all you can really do.
RESUMING
Want to put in another 3 hour session here. I’m just trying to keep focused and make the right plays. Also, I installed a patch and got my HUD working again with the new tables. I thought I played well those first 3 hours today, just a few big pots went terribly.
Keeping to 12 tables here; NOT 24.
9:40 p.m
KK> A10 all in pre on table 6. No ace = miracle.
Just doubled on table 4 with a blind fight over a regular.
AK > JQ all in pre on table 1. Ace high holds.
KK all in pre all in pre on table 10. Flop A ,Q,Q im fucked? Nope it wins wtf wow. Opponent had 99.
JJ < AA all in pre on table 4. Wow what a load of shit. I almost folded as well I knew he was such a fucking nit. Don’t make the decision to tough on him or anything, we wouldn’t want that…..
AK < A9 all in on the flop on table 1. The idiot flops a two pair against my top pair after making a retarded preflop call. I just can’t have one normal fucking session can I?
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10:30 p.m
ALL IN table 1 on the flop with a top pair. Held on against the flush draw.
AA < 88 all in pre on table 10 OH MY FUCKING GOD. SUCK OUT OF THE SESSION AWARD CONGRATS. When is the last time I’ve been coolered to two outs and flopped a set? I feel like throwing my chair through my window.
Fuck me over again; see how fast I log and go meet up with friends like a normal person.
Putting on techno internet radio station I have no idea what else to do. You think one session in a month I could catch a fucking break.
$12 all in pre KK > 10,4 +$12. Yes he might be the worst player ever? Wherever he gets his money from it’s certainly not poker. Though it’s not where I get my money from either so I guess I can’t really talk shit.
11:00 p.m
Table 1 enormous all in trap play pre with AK : FOUR CALLERS LOL
FLOP BLANK turn blank river blank. Opponent wins with QQ thanks stars. One of those massive pots any other person wins like one out of 10 and profits every once in a while.
AK < 10 10. You think one of these would hit like one in twenty?
Table 4 AA> A8 all in pre. Doubled to 50 and left it.
11:30 p.m
AK < A5 all in preflop. The usual five comes.
99 < 10J off all in pre. What a load of fucking shit. Yes he shoves my button all in with 10J off and gets rewarded. I knew he was weak.
I have to be again running under -$200 EV, what a shit session. I’m debating calling it a night after this 3 hour session; I really don’t think I can deal with this again tonight. I could still stop by a friends party; people should be there all night.
KK < AK all in pre on table 1. TURN ACE. Hilarious. There goes any chance of a reasonable night.
AQ < A8 all in pre. It never fucking stops. How else do I play that lol?
12:20 a.m
Just doubled up on two tables. Doesn’t really make up for hours of getting the shit kicked out of me on suck-outs though.
12:25 a.m
AK < AJ all in pre
AND HE FUCKING HITS JESUS GOD.
I’m done tonight that is fucking it. I’ve about had enough watching people get rewarded for all plays hitting their bs 4 outers the entire night.
12:30 a.m
Breaking when the blinds hit’ probably for good. I don’t even want to look at my bankroll. Reading the horror stories above I know it’s really bad. I do feel I definitely beat the EV for the session, I was fine with the way I played.
KK> K9 all in post ok…
12:40 a.m
LOG
Down -$10 in the 3 hours. HEM says only -$1 in EV in those 2200 hands; total bull-shit because it didn’t pick up the coolers. I was really getting stomped all night with AK all ins pre. I feel like you have to win with one or two of them in big spots to show profit most sessions short-stacking. I mean it should at least be holding when they are all in pre with 4 outs. Ok I can live with the -$10; it felt a lot worse. Looking at the statistics I don’t really see a noticeable difference in FPPs gained on the 20-50BB tables vs the old 20-100BB tables. I think the 20-50 tables actually seem somewhat softer overall; just my take so far. I can’t speak for the people grinding 24 tables at once short-stacking though.
I might stop by this lame party and then play 4:00a.m to 6:00 a.m later; but I’m a little done with playing tonight. The last two sessions were very frustrating like usual. It could be pretty pimp showing up to the party this late as well.
1:40 a.m
I decided not to go to the party for a few reasons. It’s 40 degrees out and I don’t feel like standing by a pond outside. Also, most of the people there are friends from high-school; what’s the point. I’m good friends with the guy who is having it; but it’s not like it will matter much if I’m there or not. Most of the people I don’t even feel like seeing as terrible as that sounds.
Also I don’t feel like drinking and driving. Besides, it would be nice to hit platinum and get back on track here.
I have 12 tables up again; SHRUG. The tables actually seem solid right now and I filled up 12 pretty fast.
If I can put in about 3 hours on 12 tables here I should be able to get very close to platinum for the month. NO MUSIC for the first hour.
Table 6 JJ > A9 all in pre. The guy says “I’ll gamble” and puts out a $12 call on my 4-bet.
2:05 a.m
99 < 44 all in pre on table 1. The usual. Doesn’t take long to pick up where I left off. Another two outer in paradise.
QQ < Ace-rag all in on the flop. RIVER ACE lol.
Why didn’t I go to that stupid party again?
2:50 a.m
Table 12 AQ > QK all in on the flop. My top pair queen with the better kicker held. That was a much needed double up there.
Internet radio back on.
The tables still have decent action right now. Somewhat impressed relatively.
10 10 < A2 all in pre on table 2. Why didn’t I go to that party again.
AK < AQ all in pre table 8. TURN QUEEN. HOLY MOTHER OF SHIT ARE WE FUCKING JOKING?
Just set mined table 1 to double.
Just flopped a top pair on table 12 to double.
3:10 a.m
Currently playing: Pearl Jam I’m Still Alive.
3:25 a.m
JJ < QQ all in pre on table 4. -$40 awesome . Not much I can do there. It’s possible to make an inhuman lay down; not feasible really.
AA > JJ table 10 . $15 all in pre doubled.
3:50 a.m
Table 11 just doubled. Tough pot out-playing someone post with TT, despite the flush draw and two jacks showing.
Table 4 AK < JJ all in pre vs super-suer. The 50th fucking AK that has been destroyed today.
4:30 a.m
AK > A10 all in pre on table 11. In 10 minutes I hit 3 hours; that would be 9 total for Saturday.
4:40 a.m
99 all in pre table 12 99 < TT of course what a load of shit. Idiot rewarded for limping under the gun with TT amazing. One more Stars try me.
A wave of exhaustion just hit me. I’m cutting this at 5:00 a.m. Just achieved Platinum for the month.
5:00 a.m
QQ > A7 all in on the flop on table 10, had no clue what he was doing there. Logging when the blinds hit; I’m just so tired. Enough is enough….
KK < 10 8 all in on the flop. He lunges all in like a lunatic with top pair 8, 10 kicker… Of course he rivers the miracle two pair. Disgusting. Hey it wouldn’t be pokerstars if there wasn’t the kick in the face for the road; I’d expect NOTHING LESS. That was a big pot as well.
Leaving as the blinds hit; screw this.
TABLE 1 AK < AQ ALL IN ON THE FLOP. He hits two pair. FUCKING UN REAL
What an epic fucking screw in the last few hands. Nothing I can do differently on either of those hands so whatever.
I couldn’t just have a few normal rounds the final 5 god damn minutes; amazing.
Let’s see what other unthinkable garbage can go down in the last 2 hands ….. 35 FOLD, J2 FOLD ok logged wow. I feel like a suck-out is going to somehow jump out of the monitor and beat the shit of me before I close the main lobby. I’m going to be walking to my car tomorrow and some guy wearing a shirt that says “suck-out” is going to steal my wallet.
-$41 in 3.5 hours. I was fine with the way I played tonight. If I could have held against just one of the stupid suck-outs in the last 5 minutes the session would have been break even. I now have enough FPPS to purchase another $650 bonus though, and I achieved Platinum for the month so at least I accomplished something. It looks like this weekend the massive bleed sessions have stopped. Though the sessions have still been disappointing and just under break even.