I just finished up the longest session I have ever played in my life.
The session started Friday 8:00 p.m.
The session ended Saturday 2:30 p.m
I officially called it about 18 hours.
I'm really not a marathoner. My 2nd longest life-time live session was probably just under 11 hours. I just have struggling staying focused and playing my best game after 8 hours. And no matter how good the action is, it's usually still not worth it. I'm generally an advocate of really trying to protect your schedule, it's very important to me.
Tonight was some sort of rare exception. I happened to run into FISH-ZILLA who kept busting and reloading 1k. He was probably the worst player I have encountered during well EVER. I don't ever remember a player this bad. Not only was he that bad, he was super deep and RELOADING 1K.
I eventually reasoned that it was my duty to stay. I would never find another game like this.
Here are some brief notes on the mega-fish I encountered.
- Limp call A7o. Flop Q 7 9, calls a 150 re-raise flop 3-way.
- flatting 20 opens with 27o
- flatted a huge 3-bet pre from a nit with KTo
-calling flop 3x re-raises with bottom pair no kicker.
- called a $200 river re-raise with bottom pair against the biggest nit on the table.
- The guy is too my immediate right, he continues to hold his cards up in the air. Despite numerous pleas from the players around him to keep his cards down.
- BOARD 555 68 Just called a $300 river bet with a straight, He beats nothing and is dumping $300 in on the river.
- Against unimaginative Asian nit of the universe BOARD 77 K 22, He pays off a $700 AI turn shove with a deuce. Asian obviously has a 7.
I just can't make this guy up. I didn't think anything like this could exist in the year 2012 AC area.
My personal night however was pretty disappointing from a result standpoint. I finished up about $600 in 18 hours. But with the notes above you can see why that's a disappointment. I just seem to have my biggest card and situation dead stretches at the worst possible time in history. I'm talking folding 92o for 5 hours straight. I'm talking not a pocket pair in 3 hours. No premiums, nothing. Despite running like this I played mistake free fundamental poker for 18 hours straight so that is saying something. After being a live pro for a while you will gladly take any profit over a buy-in even if it took over 15 hours. Sometimes this is all the game will give you.
I stuck to my plan, I didn't leave until he did. The guy eventually left around 2 p.m Saturday (down at least 6k). He seemed very carefree and was probably had a good amount of money to spend. A 1k reload seemed like taking a sip of water to him. I watched nits get paid off thousands of dollars around me the entire night/morning. All the while I sat there powerless.
This is horrible, but I didn't feel that bad for him. Probably because I sat there an extra 9 hours mainly because of him and won a fractional amount from him. He also didn't seem to be angered or saddened by the losses. If I was up like 2k on him I might begin to feel a little bad. Then again he is going to lose it anyways.
Here I am at 4p.m now, yet to sleep. I obviously can't go to sleep now. That would lead to me waking up around 2a.m and being like uh WTF now? So I'm going to do whatever I can to tough it out and just go sleepless until evening. I plan to go to bed around 10-11 p.m, sleep until 1 p.m (or until my body wakes naturally) and that should reset my schedule (hopefully). I almost immediately went to another casino to play hours but I didn't have it in me. The smallest amount of natural light hurts my eyes. I need a shower, I need a shave. I needed to chill at my house at least an hour and relax.
I might try to pump myself up for another 3 hours tonight but that just sounds like a horrific idea now that I'm typing it out. I know better. $600 in 18 hours isn't great considering the circumstances, but it's fine. The last thing I need to do is play my C game and ship back everything I've won. I still am up just over 1k in March, it's good to start with profit. But i'll see how I feel. I'm a little worried staying at home because I can't fall asleep. I have to stay up to reset my schedule. Maybe I can just set a bunch of alarms like a crazy person to make sure I don't doze off at home.
Anyways some lessons from the marathon:
Lesson one: We learned how meaningless 20 hours of live poker really is. Seriously it's just such a joke. Take my night for example. For 14 hours I sat with the worst player I have ever encountered and he was deep. Ok I averaged $32 an hour during that stretch.
Lesson two: You don't have to be skilled to a big winner in live poker. You just have to be rock solid mistake free until your time comes.
Lesson three: Your time may never come. If you're expecting anything going into a live poker session you're setting yourself up for disappointment. All you can do is play mistake free.
Lesson four: Extending your session an extra hour or two too chase action is almost never worth the schedule ruin. If you must do it don't actually expect anything. It's a chase with no glory.
Lesson five: There are stupid hot girls walking around the casinos on Saturday 8:00 a.m +. GET THEM ALL WTF!
I can't say that session was particularly fun, I mean it was ok I guess. It became more of a challenge of personal endurance, testing my limits, which was somewhat fun. I also sat in amazement watching the whale spew thousands for much of the session, that was entertaining.
I will probably never play a session that long again, but hell it was an experience.
-bag