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After many years of going to school and saying no to drugs I graduated with a degree!  Little did I know it would lead me to being beaten into the ground at the hands of a soulless corporation.  After 3 years I quit to play poker professionally.  I've now been full-time over 7 years, yet revenge is still in the air.  It's crazy to look back and realize I started this blog as I was simply 'pumping myself up' to quit the real world and go full time.  Now I also do some writing for fun as a 'day job' (some freelance and paid, but an insignificant sum compared to 5/10 live) and airbnb my place when I don't feel like playing as much.

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Casino Tales (2/11/2011)

DateFriday, February 11, 2011 at 7:07PM

As a side project I want to start writing down some funny things that I hear people say at live casinos.  Also scenarios will work.  Sort of like I created a collection for corporate adventures.  I'd like to keep some of the content here.  Two nights ago I have my first line.

After meeting seat 5 (a fifty year old white guy) for a total of fifteen minutes he decided to turn to me and ask:  "Do you need any drugs?  I have lots of drugs".

I replied "I'm ok at the moment, but thanks anyways........."

Ok the guy is kind of my hero.  I should have just given him money even though I didn't need any drugs at the moment.  Just keep it man, I WANT YOU TO HAVE IT.  You're the man....

-bag

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I've been offered stuff numerous times at my weekly game, so this has a certain resonance. Sure there will be loads of funny stories...

February 14, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterBen

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